Donna Noble

Warden, we're going to have a little chat. Now.

I think you understand the difference between this request and the last; bear it in mind.

Warden, I'd like to request a meeting with you as soon as possible. Thanks.

Oi Warden!

I'd like to know exactly what it is that I've allegedly stolen, so that I can more appropriately embrace my guilt.

Name: Donna Noble
Age: 29
Nickname: It doesn't matter what you call me, because you won't remember your own name.
Gender: Female
Sexual Preference: Strong, masculine, MEN.
I like: NSA, rough and dirty, going at it all night long.
I don't like: Long walks on the beach, holding hands, and romantic dinners.
All about yourself: I'm a pretty open-minded kind of woman - I've never said no to anyone yet. Come and find me and I'll show you a good time.

Dear Warden,

I've got a headache. Would it be too much to ask for some aspirin, or is that going to make me grow a tail too?

Worst,
Donna Noble

Where can a woman find a glass of water and some bloody aspirin?

Can we please do something about the shower situation? We all keep dithering about and nothing ever gets done.

I say make the downstairs shower a free-for-all. Upstairs morning is for WOMEN only, upstairs evening is for MEN only. If the water gets cut off or the door won't open for a shift, deal with skipping a day's shower or go down to the first floor.

If you don't like it, please respect that we're all human beings, or some sort of sentient being, and that we all deserve a little bit of dignity.

Now who wants to take a shift outside the second floor shower to remind people about men and women's only hours?